Tuesday, February 7, 2012

outfit junkie.


i know what you're thinking.  you're thinking: "this is a lot for one outfit", and i couldn't agree with you more but don't you sort of wish you had a bit of her don't-give-a-shit-ness?  also, for the record, i'm stealing this stance and making it my new 2012 picture stance.

in an outfit showdown, this one comes in, guns blazin', and leaves a trail of lifeless, second-rate outfits in its wake.

swoony mcswoonerson.

first of all, girls, you're 12, your diet should really consist of something more substantial than benson & hedges silver packs and diet coke.  secondly, are you kidding me with that fucking hair?!

sometimes, when i'm out with a friend and we've run out of stuff to talk about, i like to play "guess that stranger's name".  my friend and i each guess 3 names and then we ask the person what their real name is.  this girl is definitely either sarah, emily or bronwen.  yep.  for sures.

these are the outfits i wear in my alternate/imaginary life... the one where my name is clementine and i live in california.  also the one where i never fall off the yoga wagon and definitely the one where i never eat 3 desserts in one sitting.  

i just realized that i posted a picture that is very similar to this one last spring.  at least, i'm consistent.

black is the new black.

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