outfit junkie.

 i see your perfect summer sandals and i raise you a handful of extreme envy.

(sandals found here & here)

 

"yeah, i'm wearing a gazillion fluorescent friendship bracelets, a short black mini with splashes of glow-in-the-dark orange and purple, a diamante flower index ring, a native-y rainbow clutch, and construction-worker-vest orange nails."  (some things are better in reality than they are in theory)

i challenge you to wear a white dress and not look breathtakingly gorgeous.  not.  humanly.  possible.

is it just me or is there something about this girl's look that screams: "screw you, i'm stinkin' awesome!"?  on a side note, i think i just found my new motto.

if you had asked me, prior to seeing this picture, what my thoughts were on wooden beads, i'd have made the same face that i make when i'm thinking about that purply-red colour all of those older, french-canadian ladies put in their hair.  but now, thanks to little miss grey-gardens here, mama's turned her frown upside down.

sometimes, i like to pretend i have a lisp.  just to jazz things up a bit.  "pleats" is an excellent lisp word.

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that bohemia beautannica will never have to work a day in her life if she keeps this up.

how is it possible that i have zero summer scarves?  must. change this.  ASAP.

black + brown = TLF

prediction: white shirts will be the sleeper hit of the summer.  you can hold me to that.

  i think it's safe to say that you can wear whatever the stink you want and, so long as there's a big ol' nest of hair on your nut, you're guaranteed to be the cutest cupcake on the pastry cart.