outfit junkie.

i used to have a guy friend who was so insanely good-looking that, sometimes, when he was telling me a story, i'd have to make him repeat it because i'd been too distracted by his gorgeousness to listen to him.  i'm betting this girl's friends have the same problem.

well done, yellow shoes!

somebody please tell cybill shepherd's long-lost daughter that i have every intention of stealing her look.

i'm a closet prepster.  it's not my fault, i was an ivy leager in a previous life.

if you overlook the 1984 madonna ribbons, this is the perfect fat-day dress.

note to self: lay off the hershey's kisses.

step 1: buy over-sized blazer.  step 2: only stand with hair facing sunshine.

at first, when janine starts working in your office, you'll be a little jealous of her perfect outfits.  but when you discover that she suffers from incontinence, everything will be right in the world again.

the last time i went to an event that was glamorous enough to wear something like this was probably sometime around never.  still, a girl can dream.

if i was a dress, i'd like to be this one.